Dear Devoted Fanbase,

I owe all three of you a sincere apology. I started a blog with the purest of intentions to entertain, enrage, and influence my reading public with witty and insightful snippets of opinion from yours truly. To date, I've averaged maybe one per month. We all know that just doesn't cut it when you use the internet for hip and up-to-the-minute takes on all facets of society. I hereby pledge to be more thrilling than ever before. I'm ashamed of this blog as I type this...something's gotta give. I've been mired in a bit of a quagmire over the past few weeks/months. I will attempt to provide more content at a faster clip than ever before. Soul Searching With Stout version 2.0 launches NOW.